Sunday, December 13, 2009

death by one cut

SUMMER

I do love this season of increasingly hostile weather, but summer brings its own peculiar issues, foremost of which, to my mind, is the question: what is the technical term for a fear of ceiling fans?

Hmmm, gentle readers?

2 comments:

  1. Brother,
    there is a ceiling fan in my cell in The Castle.
    It whirls adequately but, like your good Seth, I am afeared o' using it!

    FAR more fearsome, however, were the mirrors on the ceiling in The Revendry...


    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

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  2. Sir, this is the very thing i mean: As a professional (and very competent) historian, i ho myself in the marketplace with claims that i have preticular skills in researching and analysing the past, when in truth i spend much of my time wondering of the previous inhabitants of this sterile promontory, 'what the fuck were you thinking?'

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